Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I don't know whats worse if you're Bears fan...

Cause theres a lot bad in this article:
1) That your starting quarterback was partying it up at a pretentious sounding dump named "Crimson Lounge"
2) That said starting quarterback was "doing his best timberlake"
3) That Lindsey Lohan thought he was "superhot"
or
4) That said quarterback looks like this picture


honestly, I can't decide

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Yeah, probably. I just wish he had some compelling reason besides geography to hate the Cubs.

I believe more people should root against the White Sox. After that baserunning cluster(fudge) the other day, AJ needs another visit from The Right Cross of Karma, Michael Barrett.

Monday, August 25, 2008

How Early is Too Early?

At what age does something like this shift from acceptable to a bad idea? Is there a point at which it is acceptable to protect kids from peers who are better than they are? Before he got canned/let go, back when his show was listenable and not intolerably caricaturist/racist/political/just-plain-dumb, Mike North had a recurring segment, "The Pussification of America." Somewhere in Park Ridge, he's smiling.

And why am I not surprised this is happening in one of the "most educated" states in the Union? No way this happens in Texas.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Kyle is our Quarterback

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp08/news/story?id=3541383

So how many games before fans start calling for Rex again?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ted Denslow Really WAS A Dirty Old Man!

Video found here.

Found while laughing out loud (I can't bring myself to write LOyouknow) reading this story.

(Title reference to this movie, for the uninformed.)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

Quote of the Year

From Peter King's MMQB:

Quote of the Week IV

"That's right. It's where receivers go to die.''
--Carolina wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad on his time in Chicago. He returned to Carolina this offseason after a frustrating three-year run with the Bears

:)

Friday, August 8, 2008

Hockey Falls

If you remember these ads, you're a true hockey fan. If not, you suck.

Ah, the NHL glory days...