Even for the South, this is extreme. 10 kids? Eight women? Does he walk around every day dressed up as a sperm bank, frat-boy-Halloween-costume-style? (As an aside, I'm in search of costume ideas that are school-appropriate... thoughts?)
It brought to mind this article from several years back. Is the bad press athletes get for issues like this not as bad as it used to be? Or is it just that Jason Caffey's a nobody who can't keep his pants on?
If he happens to go to prison for this, can we consider all these women de-Caffeynated?
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Part of me wants to be critical, but then I look in the proverbial mirror.
If I was a professional athlete with a lot of money and time on my hands, I'd probably sleep around too. I think sometimes we underestimate what it would be like for hot women to throw themselves at you on a daily basis.
The only difference is that I'd wear a condom.
I'm with you on all counts. If you're a young, single athlete, making several road trips on a monthly basis, you're going to have some, um, sticky situations. (I believe the current preferred term is "road beef," only slightly preferable to Jim Bouton's "local talent.") But hell, they have monstrous bowls full of condoms available at the Olympic Village every two years. Couldn't - perhaps shouldn't - the teams purchase something similar when staying at a hotel? Couldn't the hotel do it themself?
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