Continuing the theme of Children Being Hurted:

Har har har.

I can just imagine this kid on a rocking chair in sixty years... "Did I ever tell you about the time I kicked some kid in the head? I kicked him! He fell down! It was great! I became famous! Where are my pants?" Are online video clips going to become the new version of scrapbooks?

Also: In case you were wondering, I'm taking advantage of summer break by watching college football replays on the Big Ten network. Ki-jana Carter is running through the '94 Illinois defense like Eric Cartman through a chicken pot pie. I miss football.