Cards-Cubs is finally (almost) here!

If you guys will be around this weekend, we should catch at least one game together.

Jeff - fly in three weeks early :).

Mutant Lobster

I'm sure these are actually pretty common, but I don't think I've seen anything like it. This thing is freaking HUGE!!!!!

How is this news, again?

So, yeah. Parents give kids booze. Did they really need a federal study to figure this one out?

Cubs/Sox editorial, must-see TV, etc.

Just thought this might be interesting. The article gives a couple reasons/excuses for the fence-sitting, but I just don't think you can legitimately be a fan of both teams.

Also: From 7-9pm tonight ABC is running two shows of note, "Wipeout" and "I Survived A Japanese Game Show." We just watched "Idiocracy" last night, so the timing of these shows couldn't be better.

I have to show it off...

My new TV :)

Just purchased today. Will be delivered next Tuesday.

Fun With Captions!

Rick Ankiel: Incorrectly Collecting Stool Samples Since 1999.

Scottie Pippen is a Pimp

Leaving my graduation celebration dinner, I noticed there was a 6'6 (or so) black man standing near the entrance to the restaurant with two over-made up, silicone-infused hotties.

Then the guy turned around and it was Scottie Pippen. He seemed to be having a genuine conversation with the host staff. Why he was in a restaurant with these ladies and not somewhere, um, private, I do not know.

The funny thing is that this is a day after I saw Eddie George walking around the exec. education center at Kellogg. He's a lot taller in person than I thought he'd be. I still think he's overrated :).