Leaving my graduation celebration dinner, I noticed there was a 6'6 (or so) black man standing near the entrance to the restaurant with two over-made up, silicone-infused hotties.
Then the guy turned around and it was Scottie Pippen. He seemed to be having a genuine conversation with the host staff. Why he was in a restaurant with these ladies and not somewhere, um, private, I do not know.
The funny thing is that this is a day after I saw Eddie George walking around the exec. education center at Kellogg. He's a lot taller in person than I thought he'd be. I still think he's overrated :).
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Here's why...
"Host Staff: My, those are some attractive women you have there, Mr. Pippen.
Scottie Pippen: Why, thank you very much, kind sir. I've procured them from a fine local establishment.
Host Staff: You know, my daughter is known to be quite easy on the eyes.
Scottie Pippen: You don't say. While I certainly enjoy the company of these young lasses, their tastes can be quite expensive.
Host Staff: For someone of your stature, I believe we could find a mutually agreeable price..."
...and so on.
Also: people loved Eddie George 'cause he worked hard, and confused that with ability, I think. He was David Eckstein before David Eckstein was David Eckstein.
Also: I have to applaud the restraint in not titling your post something crude, like "Scottie Pimppen."
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