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We beat the Cowboys who beat the...

This is fantastic. Thank you to a reader of Bill Simmons:

"OK, Kansas City beat Oakland, which beat Denver, which beat Cleveland, which beat Cincinnati, which beat Jacksonville, which beat Green Bay, which beat Seattle, which beat San Francisco, which beat Buffalo, which beat San Diego, which beat New England, which beat the N.Y. Jets, who beat Arizona, which beat Miami, which beat St. Louis, which beat Dallas, which beat Washington, which beat New Orleans, which beat Tampa Bay, which beat Minnesota, which beat Carolina, which beat Atlanta, which beat Chicago, which beat Indianapolis, which beat Baltimore, which beat Philadelphia, which beat the N.Y. Giants, who beat Pittsburgh, which beat Houston, which beat Tennessee, which beat Detroit, which beat NOBODY."

All 32 teams!!

Les Mouflons, Part Deux

Just a link for this one: Matt Vasgersian ripping the Rams.

Rams, Lambs, Les Mouflons

Now, I know you guys couldn't care less about the Rams, nor should you. Nonetheless, I'm curious for your opinion as to whether or not the Rams should keep Haslett. On the surface, I think "no", but these two of these three articles/columns represent the other line of thinking which I think definitely has some merit:

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Opinion Column #1

Opinion Column #2

Today > November 4th

As much as I love Northwestern football, Coach Fitz is only the second coolest Pat Fitzgerald in the state today (and for the foreseeable future): Awesome, awesome, awesome.

If only Daley and Stroger were next in line...

Queer-Ball? Not anymore!

Yeah, I used to rag on tennis. I think the words "queerball" might've escaped my mouth a few times, though Jeff did (does) have a point that it's a good way to watch hot girls bend and flex wearing short white skirts.

But if tennis were more consistently like this, I would probably drop all objections. It'd be like playing football in jerseys coated with a contact explosive or something. Hmm...